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I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.


Berkeley Breathed
Tags: Who Guy Million
I loved raising my kids. I loved the process, the dirt of it, the tears of it, the frustration of it, Christmas, Easter, birthdays, growth charts, pediatrician appointments. I loved all of it.
Jane Elliot
Everyone knows that there are some odors that send you directly back to memories of your childhood - odors from Christmas time and so forth.
May-Britt Moser
We all need to save money to send our kids to college, to buy our first house, and to retire. But the truth is that most of us don't save very much.
Timothy Noah
Tags: Money Truth Very
No matter what else is going on, Christmas is my all-time favorite period in the year. It has a positive effect on me like very little else does, seasonally, that is.
Rush Limbaugh
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Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.


Arsene Wenger
Tags: Them Half Red
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I like to make an outline or cards and then utterly ignore them.


Margaret Stohl
Tags: Like Them Make
If you prosecute a CEO or other senior executive and send him or her to jail for committing a crime, the deterrent effect in my view vastly outweighs even the best compliance program you can put in place.
Jed S. Rakoff
Tags: Best You Other
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I hate birthdays.


Zane Grey
Tags: Hate Birthdays
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Tell them to send everything that can fly.


Richard M. Nixon
Being able to save, make non-cash payments, send or receive remittances, get credit, or get insurance can be instrumental in raising living standards and helping businesses prosper. It helps people to invest more in education or health care.
Sri Mulyani Indrawati
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Persecution produced its natural effect on them. It found them a sect; it made them a faction.


Thomas Babington Macaulay
Tags: Them Made Found
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.
Cat Deeley
Tags: Birthday Me Out
In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table.
H. G. Wells
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The people will save their government, if the government itself will allow them.


Abraham Lincoln
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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.


Mason Cooley
Tags: Age Old Friends
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.
Kristen Stewart
Tags: Movies Funny You
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.
Samantha Bee
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.


Yogi Berra
Tags: People Always Go
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I've spent many birthdays on a movie set, all great days.


Tom Cruise
Tags: Great Many Movie