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Everybody I know is a joke writer.


Ron White
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Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.


Hanoi Hannah
Tags: Me Sometimes Call
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I joke that the Olympics is the warm-up to the Paralympics.


Lee Pearson
Tags: Joke Olympics
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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.


George Orwell
Tags: Sort Mental Joke
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Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.


Fred Durst
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The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.


Mark McKinney
Tags: Says Joke Canada
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Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.


William Hazlitt
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The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.


Theodor Adorno
Tags: Time Our Joke
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.


Brendan Behan
Tags: Good Poor Forget
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I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores.


John King
Tags: Good Always Day
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I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.


Don Rickles
Tags: Get Things Say
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Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.


Karl Lagerfeld
Tags: Am Say I Am
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I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.


Kyle Kinane
Tags: Great Been Love
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I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.


Jenifer Lewis
Tags: Been Hair Joke
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Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.


John Lloyd
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If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.


Shawn Wayans
Tags: You Up Keep
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For me, a great joke is an idea expressed in extremely concentrated form.


Geoff Dyer
Tags: Great Me Idea
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A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.


Joseph Conrad
Tags: Truth Body Face
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.


Gilbert K. Chesterton
Tags: Good Religion You
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.


Georg C. Lichtenberg
Tags: He His Person
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If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.


Rita Rudner
Tags: Good Me Say
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I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.


Joey McIntyre
Tags: Good Being Long
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.


Muhammad Ali
Tags: Truth Way World
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I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.


Jason Biggs
Tags: Every Still Book
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Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care.


Prince
Tags: Me Because Love
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There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.


Samuel Schmid
Tags: About Never Being
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My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.


Adora Svitak
Tags: Family Who Really
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That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with.


Joel Salatin
Tags: You Like About
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I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.


Ryan Seacrest
Tags: Me Really Being
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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.


Benoit Mandelbrot
Tags: Always Your Will
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.


Harper Lee
Tags: You Because Out
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I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.


Michael Robotham
Tags: War Peace Like
Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke.
Reggie Watts
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.


Max Eastman
Tags: Humor You Make
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.


George Orwell
Tags: Being He Human
We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
Lance Bass
Tags: About Every Actor
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I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'


Dolly Parton
Tags: Good Age Hope
As a moviegoer, I'm always annoyed when a big joke is ruined in the trailer, but generally, it actually makes it play better.
Nicholas Stoller
What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar.
Seamus Heaney
Tags: Famous Only Say
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I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.


Ryan Reynolds
Tags: Me Love Any