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Tim Conway


American
December 15, 1933
Actor
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When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.


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My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.


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I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.


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My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.


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I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.
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The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it.
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I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?
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I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap for one thing. You know, you could pull enough of that out of the box and it will actually kill you. It will get a hold of you, stick to you, and choke you to death.
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