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Louie Anderson

American

March 24, 1953

Comedian

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I can't stay long; I'm in between meals.

Tags: Long Between Stay

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We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.

Tags: Me Were Kids

I'm at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I'm over 400 pounds. Who doesn't want to see that? I do. I'm always shocked that I can do it.

Tags: Who Always Want

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.

Tags: People Had Any

When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.

Tags: Funny Just Because