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Les Dawson
English
February 2, 1933
Comedian
The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.
Les Dawson
Tags:
Him
Off
Next
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
Les Dawson
Tags:
God
Me
Got
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
Les Dawson
Tags:
Hope
You
Your
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson
Tags:
Men
You
Going
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'
Les Dawson
Tags:
Home
Just
Go
