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Karl Pilkington
British
September 23, 1972
Actor
Chinese people age overnight.
Karl Pilkington
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Age
People
Chinese
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Karl Pilkington
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Always
Own
Lonely
People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.
Karl Pilkington
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People
Who
Live
I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.
Karl Pilkington
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Great
Car
Like
I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.
Karl Pilkington
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Get
Never
Many
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
Karl Pilkington
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Pet
Me
Any
You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
Karl Pilkington
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You
Like
Just
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.
Karl Pilkington
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Time
You
People
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
Karl Pilkington
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You
Like
About
At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.
Karl Pilkington
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Me
About
Just
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
Karl Pilkington
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Best
Pet
About
I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.
Karl Pilkington
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Good
People
Out
