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Jimmy Fallon

American

September 19, 1974

Comedian

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I like being absurd. Being silly.

Tags: Like Being Silly

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Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Tags: Sometimes Movie Perfect

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I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

Tags: People Like Who

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Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Tags: Good Me Always

My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate.

Tags: Had Been Things

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

Tags: Sports You Me

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

Tags: You Like Looking

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Tags: People Think Who

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

Tags: Work Most Between

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Tags: You People Just

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.

Tags: Truth You Me

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.

Tags: Politics Me Think

L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps.

Tags: People Think I Think

There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

Tags: You People Just

You can't reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at 'Late Night,' we were trying to hire directors, and this guy was like, 'I see you behind a glass desk.' I don't. And he's like, 'Yeah, the glass desk.' I go, 'I don't really see me as a glass desk guy.'

Tags: You Me Like

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

Tags: Dad Because Go