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Billy Connolly

Scottish

November 24, 1942

Comedian

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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.

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I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.

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