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Bill Engvall
American
July 27, 1957
Comedian
I don't pick on people.
Bill Engvall
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I'm a blue collar guy.
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I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne.
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I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
Bill Engvall
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People
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Say
I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.
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When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, 'What are you doing?' And I said, 'Look at this! There's my name on a stage door in Hollywood!'
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