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I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.


Mike Tyson
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Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).


Shaquille O'Neal
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It is clear I was never the Pretty Girl. I had my two front teeth knocked out when I was 10 and didn't fix them until I was 19. I have a crooked smile and a nose that looks like it's been broken 12 times but never has been. My nose was always red, so people called me Rudolph. My whole face is off-center.
Ellen Barkin
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I've had a face-lift. I've had my eyes done; liposuction; the nose job - well, that was a long time ago.
Gennifer Flowers
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Gleason became like a mentor of mine. I had Gleason helping me on television, Godfrey on radio.


Larry King
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A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.


Tom Wilson
I don't overswing any more. I can throw a punch and be right in position to punch again. No more 'Hail Mary' punches, where it took me five minutes to get back in position.
Gerry Cooney
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I dress like a bum all the time. I'm a pretty casual fella.


Travis Fimmel
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I like it when I can sing half of a verse and throw the mike in some kid's face, and they sing it right back to me.
Mitchel Musso
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It infuriates me that when people forget what it's like not to be a Christian, and they get into other people's face about their life or their beliefs. It's amazing to me that people feel their relationship is so solid with God that they have enough time on their hands to question mine or to fix mine.
John Schneider
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As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.


Ashley Jensen
When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was concerned about my teeth falling out. They were loose for a long time, and she knocked out my teeth.
Amy Adams
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Nicki Minaj, I'm at MTV. I'm going to be honest with you: I love you. I like you. I want you; I want you to be mine. Only reason I'm not telling you this face to face is because I understand that you're busy.
DJ Khaled
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If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.
Buddy Hackett
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You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag.


Ed Koch
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I can't see any difference in having your hair dyed, your teeth fixed, your nose done, or your face smoothed out or lifted.
Joanna Lumley
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When I put my nose in a glass, it's like tunnel vision. I move into another world, where everything around me is just gone, and every bit of mental energy is focused on that wine.
Robert M. Parker, Jr.
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I decided to be an inventor when I was five. My parents had given me a few various enrichment toys like erector sets, and for some reason I had the idea that if I put things together just the right way, I could create the intended effect.
Ray Kurzweil
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I used to have acne when I was a kid growing up. You can imagine how serious that was in making you feel bad. And I had skinny bow legs. I mean, as a kid growing up, I was an insecure fella.
Mike Wallace
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I'd like to have longer hair, but mine just doesn't grow.


Sergio Garcia
Tags: Like Just Grow