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Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying or getting overly angry or to maintain control.


Dennis Haysbert
I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them.
Harland Williams
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I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.


Don Rickles
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I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.


Jimmy Fallon
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Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.


Fred Durst
Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up.
David Duchovny
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Sometimes an actor will stumble on the joke, and I'm right on them. Back it up before the audience hears the bad version of the joke, because humor is 90% surprise. If they know what's coming, they won't laugh as hard.
James Burrows
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.


Louis C. K.
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What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.


Verne Troyer
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I really enjoy listening to stories. I remember them and keep them in my mind.


Abbas Kiarostami
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Put me on solid ground and I'll start tapping! At my age they say to keep moving.


Dick Van Dyke
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When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke.
Nora Ephron
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
Demetri Martin
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For me, a great joke is an idea expressed in extremely concentrated form.


Geoff Dyer
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There is no attitude required. The hat brings the attitude. And when people try on a hat they like, it is a bit of fun. It makes them laugh. You don't laugh when you put on a pair of shoes, but you do with a hat.
Philip Treacy
Most of the people you see me working for me are actually with me. And I'm proud to say that I've known them for 20 years almost. I've written songs with, produced songs with them a lot of times. I don't deviate form my comfort zone. I feel like when God brings people to you, it's good to keep 'em around.
Maxwell
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If you hunger for certain types of clothes, for which you have little use, put yourself on a diet. Just as you resist too much whipped cream and French pastry to keep your figure in shape, you can say no to those yearned-for but unneeded purchases that lead to a wardrobe that is shapeless and without form.
Edith Head
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I can't say that I fully relate to things that I play. Sometimes it's nice to spend half the day crying; then you don't have to do it in real life.
Taissa Farmiga
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I've been in situations where, in the midst of really hardcore events in my life, I made some ridiculous off-color joke that was in horrible taste, but made people laugh.
Samuel Witwer
My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling.
Ellie Goulding
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