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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
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Another term for preventive war is aggressive war - starting wars because someday somebody might do something to us. That is not part of the American tradition.
Ron Paul
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Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.


Garry Shandling
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You can go and see the Katihar railway station. This is the most beautiful station in Bihar, even better than the Patna junction.
Tariq Anwar
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I think if we understand better the impact of war on women and children, we might be more careful about the wars we start.
Abigail Disney
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I can't get my head around the fact that the technology of the first two movies, which are forty years prior to Star Wars, is so much better than any technology they had in Star Wars!
David Prowse
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Even a war zone looks peaceful in most places, most of the time.


Alex Berenson
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When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.
John Cleese
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Are there really good wars and bad wars? We thought so during World War II, and in retrospect, we were right. But in Vietnam, and Iraq we were wrong.
Madeleine M. Kunin
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.


Larry Gelbart
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War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.
Morrissey
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I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.
Michael Lehmann
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If people tell you it's impossible, it's an even better reason to want to do it. People have a tendency to see the problem rather than the final result. If you treat the problems as possibilities, life will start to dance with you in the most amazing ways.
Martin Villeneuve
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Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all.


Hypatia
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'Star Wars' is on my bucket list. Even if it's just a small walk on, I don't care.


Ming-Na Wen
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To my surprise, I discovered that I could act, and I liked it even better than boxing.


John Garfield
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Bank of America is the story of some of the most ambitious, aggressive bank builders on the face of the planet.
Charles Duhigg
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I'm the spokesman for ADT, and ADT, brother, pays better than most actors make on film.


Ving Rhames
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Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were.
Mark Hamill
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The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.


Archimedes
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