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Jeff Foxworthy
American
September 6, 1958
Comedian
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
Famous
You
Life
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Really
Life
Lot
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
Know
Happy
Nobody
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
Think
Years
Hard
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
Change
You
Ever
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
You
Your
Own
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
You
Your
Working
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
Me
More
Really
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
Great
You
About
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
More
He
Got
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Jeff Foxworthy
Tags:
Me
About
Because
