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Amy Schumer

American

June 1, 1981

Comedian

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I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

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I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

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I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

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I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

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I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

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I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

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